Howdy, folks! My poor teeth are finally all healed up, so in celebration, I have decided to sink them Sunny Baudelaire-style into this ridiculous house:
This 1995 “Victorian” features 6 bedrooms and 5 bathrooms, totaling around 6700 square feet. It can be your humble abode for a modest $1.7 million USD.
Lawyer Foyer
Seriously, I don’t know why they didn’t just enclose the staircase, because that lone beam looks both anticlimactic and structurally unsettling. Also it doesn’t line up with the post at the top of the stairs. I am unusually frustrated by this.
Office
Whomst among us did not have binders full of women in middle school and by binders full of women I mean trapper keepers full of Bleach yuri fanfic? (clears throat) anyways, happy bisexual visibility month
Great Room
Okay so the other two walls in this room are covered with unsettlingly HUGE family portraits that would have taken a lot of time and effort to block out the faces. Anyways, I just want you to know that this is only 1/3rd of the total family portraiture in this space.
Dining Room
i don’t even see any coasters for drinks. i have never before witnessed such recklessness.
Kitchen
ok so I watched an entire week’s worth of HGTV at my parents’ house after getting my wisdom teeth pulled and literally every kitchen has to be white or gray. this pearlescent nonsense has to be a global conspiracy orchestrated by none other than,,, mr. clean.
Den
Oreo cookie commercial: you’ve heard of stuffed. but have you heard of “double stuffed?” Sofa designer for La-Z-Boy: go on
Master Bedroom
(philosopher voice): what is the point of a mirror if you are facing away from it?
(sadly there are no pictures of the master bathroom, so we’re moving on to the last room of the house)
Rec Room
the fifties were lame, (slowly making the entire internet mad) like come on brutalism was barely even a thing then
alright alright, time to wrap this bad boy up:
Rear Exterior
is this technically a 3 car garage? can a car even fit in that garage? next time, on The X Files (theme plays)
Well folks, that does it for Utah! I’m heading to Finland next week (!!!), but stay tuned for Vermont upon my return!
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Created for: The Sims 4 This $80,000 cozy home is your Sims’ best choice! It features two bedrooms, two bathrooms, a beautiful living room and a charming backyard with a natural looking pool.
No custom content was used in this building.
Note: The cheat bb.moveobjects needs to be previously activated.
After the Jungle Adventure EP came out with all this wonderful furniture I had to build a house with it. Of course I used a lot of other stuff for this one, as always. But I really like the outcome and I had a lot of fun building it.
The garden of this lot is way bigger that the house itself. It has a big terrace at the back with the perfect space for fine garden and pool partys. The kitchen is the focus of the house, where the whole family meets and dines together.
On the upper floor the house is divided into two private parts. While I was furnishing it I decided that in my game an elderly couple lifes there with their son and his wife. Every couple has it’s own half with a bathroom and bedroom.
I’m really curious how you will use this house and which kind of Sims get to live in it. Please tell me!
• it is completly CC-Free!
• build on a 40×30 lot with a cost of §188.561
• it requires the EPs Pets, Get Together, City Living, Go to Work, the GPs Jungle Adventure, Parenthood, Vampires, Dine Out, Spa Day, Outdoor Retreat and the SPs Laundry Day, Toddler, Vintage Glamour, Backyard, Movie Hangout, Cool Kitchen, Perfect Patio and the Holiday Celebration Pack.
You can find it in the gallery under my EA ID kidcocolikes SimFileShare doesn’t like me, so it takes a little longer before I can give you the tray files.
@gloomyplumbob :
Hello hope your having a good day so far. If you still have spots could
you make a 2 bedroom and 2 bath family home that has a office room as
well as a laundry room too. Also can the house come with a pool and be
child-friendly. Could you build it on a 30×30 lot so it could have room
for expansion. I own all packs. Thank you and I hope that is not asking
for too much. Happy Simming😊
I hope you’ll like it ! Sorry it took me so long ( ´ ꒵ ` )
30×30
2 bedrooms & 2 bathrooms
84 000
§
No CC // Packs used : All EPs + Outdoor Retreat + Laundry Day & Perfect Patio
Tray Files // Download it from my Gallery (ID : SchwarzHebi)
Thank you all soooo much for 400 followers here and 600 followers on the gallery as well did we hit 30k dl’s. That’s a lot of milestones again! I could not be more grateful and so surprised tbh!I’m really thankful that you all have been supporting me! <3<3<3
I made you all another Spanish house as a neighbor to the Desert Spanish house. This is becoming a Spanish house simblr haha, but knowing me I’ll soon move on to something else again.
30×20 lot, Oasis Springs
Fully furnished, comes with an open living/ dining room, kitchen, 1 master bedroom and 1 toddler room, 2 bathrooms and a rock garden with pool.
(yeet i don’t speak Spanish thx google translate) But yeah basically this house was originally a part of my Oasis Springs world rebuild but I’m not including it in the end, so i thought I’d release it as its own build. There are a lot of Mediterranean and South American influences (hence the Spanish name lol the colors just reminded me of a blueberry ok)
•CC FREE
•2 bed / 1 bath
• it has a lil natural fountain and cactus garden in the back this house is cUTE okay
• also i think this house would look so good in Selvadorada, just an idea 🙂 (i dont have JA rip)
sims backup 